Keith Lyndaker
Keith Lyndaker

circa 1990

Instruments:
Voice, Guitar, Harmonica, Hammered Dulcimer, Percussion

Occupation:
Consultant, Youth Pastor

Aliases:
Lennie, Cito, Diego, Limepecker, Lymphdripper, Fat Ass, Mr. Guy-who-
always-wanted-to-go-out-west-and
never-did-so-now-he's-depressed

Middle Name:
Milford

Birthplace:
Harrisonburg, VA

Hometown:
Meridian, MS

Favorite Tool:
Chainsaw

Past Band Alliances:
Isaiah, The Missing Link, Voices, Head Cleaner, Harry B. Gone

Cars Wrecked:
Ford Escort Wagon, Chrysler "L" Car, Dodge Raider, Jeep Cherokee Laredo

Eyes Went Bad:
5th grade

Attempted Contacts:
Age 15

Returned to Glasses:
Age 19

Tried Rogaine:
Yes

Dental Statistics:
Chipped Incisor, 1 Cavity

Brett Sherman
Brett Sherman

circa 1990

Instruments:
Acoustic and Electric Guitar, Organ, Mandolin, Pedal Steel,

Occupation:
Video Editor, Graphic Designer

Aliases:
Funk Monster,  Squimin' Sherman,
Space Ace, Mr. Two-hot-dogs-
to-tide-me-over

Middle Name:
Edward

Birthplace:
Lancaster, PA

Hometown:
Goshen, IN

Favorite Tool:
Hammer Drill(see Dental Statistics)

Past Band Alliances:
Quiche Eaters,  Spontaneous Combustion, Azania Jazz Quartet, Big Love Crumbs, Head Cleaner

Cars Wrecked:
Oldsmobile Salon

Eyes Went Bad:
3rd grade

Attempted Contacts:
Age 15

Returned to Glasses:
Age 19

Tried Rogaine:
No

Dental Statistics:
Capped Incisor(see Favorite Tool), 2 Cavities

Brent Lyndaker
Brent Lyndaker

circa 1985

Instruments:
Bongos, Congas, Trombone, Tuba, Baritone, Kettle Drums, Drum Set

Occupation:
Office Max Store Manager

Aliases:
BJ, Benny, Stainless, Burnt, Lumpy, Carrot Top

Middle Name:
Joel

Birthplace:
Meridian, MS

Hometown:
Meridian, MS

Favorite Tool:
Fishing Rod

Past Band Alliances:
George Washington Carver Middle School Marching Band, Kate Griffin Junior High Band, The Neighbors

Cars Wrecked:
Plymouth Caravelle, Isuzu Pickup, Ford Escort, Isuzu Mark V, Pontiac 6000LE

Eyes Went Bad:
6th grade

Attempted Contacts:
Age 15

Returned to Glasses:
Age 17

Tried Rogaine:
No (see nicknames)

Dental Statistics:
Braces, Root Canal

 

Dan Thut

Instruments:
Bass, Acoustic Guitar, Mandolin, Banjo, Violin

Occupation:
Coffee house owner, Landlord

Aliases:
Babe, Tutti Frutti, Danielin, Danielito, Manny

Middle Name:
Mark

Birthplace:
Washington, DC

Hometown:
Goshen, IN

Favorite Tool:
Band Saw

Past Band Alliances:
Bethany Christian Pep Band, Aunt Cheryl's Blugrass Band, Big Love Crumbs

Cars Wrecked:
Plymouth Voyager

Eyes Went Bad:
Haven't yet

Attempted Contacts:
NA

Returned to Glasses:
NA

Tried Rogaine:
No

Dental Statistics:
3 cavities